Hocus Focus Productions

PO Box 241
Mountain Home, NC 28758

ph: 828-393-9209

hocfocprod@aol.com

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Johnny Pitchman!
Johnny Pitchman doing his thing. (Featuring Jason Liquori)

  

Johnny Ptichman (Jason Liquori) demonstrating the Tooshie Toasters !

Johnny is a character who sells those odd products that you'll never really see, even on late night T.V.  He seems to test them for the first time in front of the camera and unlike the true pros who operate in the real world, fictitious Johnny never knows what to expect from the things he's selling.

 

If you need to sell worthless crap to stupid people, call on Johnny Pitchman!

  • Showeroke!

    There's nothing more fun than singing in the shower, but some of us need musical accompaniment and a shower just isn't big enough to fit a whole band into.  Good news.  Now there's SHOWEROKE!

  • Eternal Slackass

    Ever wish  you could watch the big game without needing to leave to use the bathroom?  Wish you had one piece of clothing that was always ready to wear?  Hate playing Skyrim and being interrupted by a need to tend to personal hygiene after a few days?
    Your problems are solved with the Eternal Slackass Osmosis Jumpsuit!

  • Keep your buns warm with the Tooshie Toaster !

    Gloves and hats are great, but nothing is worse than a cold rearend.  Well, Johnny has the product for you!
    He really should stop trying to film commercials live though. Especially after skipping lunch and having chili and hot dogs for breakfast.

  • Hide-A-Tree !

    Leave Holiday Decorations up Year Round!
    Do you hate having to put those holiday decorations and that big Christmas tree away every year?  Well, Johnny Pitchman has the answer!  Just install a couple of false walls.
    Inspired by Nancy Liquori.

  • Just for Lawns

    Sure, it looks like paint for your lawn, but it's 100% inorganic formula does so much more!
    A product to help any lawn!

  • The League of Science Ep4 - Johnny's first appearance

    Although "Just for Lawns" hit the web a few days earlier, Johnny Pitchman actually shot his first ill-fated ad as an after credits gag for "The League of Science".
    You can see more League episodes on their YouTube channel at: http://www.youtube.com/user/theleagueofscience

  • Froggerizer 3000 only

    This is the Froggerizer 3000 ad on it's own.  Doesn't make as much sense without relating it to the video game, Frogger spoofed in the above video, but it's a time saver.

    Shot really on the quick.  You can actually hear Val's dog tags jingling in the background.

Put Johhny in your productions!

Sometimes you need something on a TV in a scene or a fake commercial to help link scenes together.  Shooting things like this on a tight schedule and budget can get in the way of making your indie movie or web series.
Well, Johnny pitchman is here to help.

COntact us to find out how to use any existing johnny mockertisement for free!  conditions will depend on the project, but they're nothing too tough and we won't charge for existing projects.  We hope to add new ones often.

if you need something more specific or a specific mock-product send us an email and we'll help figure out something that works within your budget.  discounts will be provided for those who allow the custom commercial to be used royalty free by others.

Contact Us

Best way to get in touch is through our email: hocfocprod@aol.com

If you have a sketch show that needs content also check out "Weird World of HFP".

An entertainment blog may benefit from episodes of CGM-TV.  Simply contact us for the embed code and run it with our adstream attached and you get content for your page at no extra cost to you.

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PO Box 241
Mountain Home, NC 28758

ph: 828-393-9209

hocfocprod@aol.com